today as i am driving home from work, turning at a stop light, i pass a guy driving a lime green bug.
what happened next is enough to make you want to boot it. i'm not kidding.
the driver of this bug, who is wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and a bandana in his hair flexes his muscle at me and kisses his arm. i almost wrecked into him. and NOT because i was impressed. yuck. totally grossed out.
maybe my haphazard ponytail and look of exhaustion from being on the go all day really struck a chord with him, and he just couldn't control himself. on the other hand maybe this is just some sort of gimmick to overcompensate for the fact that he drives a florescent car with a built in flower vase. i don't know.
what happened next is enough to make you want to boot it. i'm not kidding.
the driver of this bug, who is wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and a bandana in his hair flexes his muscle at me and kisses his arm. i almost wrecked into him. and NOT because i was impressed. yuck. totally grossed out.
maybe my haphazard ponytail and look of exhaustion from being on the go all day really struck a chord with him, and he just couldn't control himself. on the other hand maybe this is just some sort of gimmick to overcompensate for the fact that he drives a florescent car with a built in flower vase. i don't know.
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SHUT UP- i am peeing my pants right now. and wanting to vommit at the same time ;) oh ash.
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